To: TADSLOS
I thought about going “Christmas Caroling” with the girlfriend tonight, but that would require releasing her from the basement and stripping the duct tape off her mouth.
“Christmas Muffled Screaming” will just have to do.
20 posted on
12/24/2015 9:50:48 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
To: Lazamataz
Probably just as well. That cold dry air would just suck the lotion out of its skin.
25 posted on
12/24/2015 9:52:00 AM PST by
TADSLOS
(A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)
To: Lazamataz
LOL! You really got me with that one! My weird sense of humor is validated.
59 posted on
12/24/2015 10:46:22 AM PST by
Awgie
(truth is always stranger than fiction)
To: Lazamataz
Christmas muffled screaming is the best.
Besides, if you do it in large groups, they'll serve eggnog just to get you off the lawn.
Merry Christmas, Laz!
God bless us, every one.
105 posted on
12/24/2015 1:41:22 PM PST by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: Lazamataz
LOL Merry Christmas to you Laz.
116 posted on
12/24/2015 5:49:52 PM PST by
HANG THE EXPENSE
(Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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