Three from Stan Freberg:
Nuthin’ For Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwYEpnWC0lc
Green Chri$tma$
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5IXlfJSEi4
Christmas Dragnet / Yulenet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1vJ4sXetw4
Whenever scallions come up in conversation I’ll say, “Most people call them green onions, but they are really scallions”... and nobody ever “gets it” anymore.