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To: tumblindice
I just plastered a poodle who comes to my fence and barks at my bulldog with a rotten tomato.

Why does your bulldog have a rotten tomato?

77 posted on 12/12/2015 4:45:24 PM PST by sockmonkey (Of course I didn't read the article. After all, this is Free Republic.)
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To: sockmonkey; tumblindice
Why does your bulldog have a rotten tomato?

And I want to know what kind of rotten tomato barks!

80 posted on 12/12/2015 5:04:28 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: sockmonkey

Actually he had an apple, a couple of windfalls I reserved for just this purpose that were resting on the seat of the pedal grinder on my way to the fence.
They were so soft they were just a gloppy, drippy mess that barely held together, so I thought it was a tomato in the heat of the matter.
Anyway my boy was frustrated, so I figured he wouldn’t mind if I creamed this poodle with one of his rotten apples, because he couldn’t get at this French dog taunting him through the fence, right in the kisser.
Is sense that making?


83 posted on 12/12/2015 6:03:34 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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