[Larry Lucido]

“Festivus was the son of which apostle? And I’ll need that in the form of a question.”

[glennaro]

I think Festivus was part of the old "Gunsmoke" TV series.

Oh, wait a minute, that was Festus ... then again, maybe he was the apostle you're thinking of.

[shibumi]

"Festivus was the son of which apostle? And I'll need that in the form of a question."

Who was Zarathud the Incorrigible, sometimes known as Zarathud the Staunch, Offender of the Faith, Patron of the Season of Bureaucracy, Recorder of the Five Commandments? -

Follows here a hyperlink to The Five Commandments, also known as The Pentabarf.