[shibumi]

"Festivus was the son of which apostle? And I'll need that in the form of a question."

Who was Zarathud the Incorrigible, sometimes known as Zarathud the Staunch, Offender of the Faith, Patron of the Season of Bureaucracy, Recorder of the Five Commandments? -

Follows here a hyperlink to The Five Commandments, also known as The Pentabarf.

[humblegunner]

Bunch of high-falutin' bunk.

Real Americans know that Festivus was Martial Dillon's sidekick and even deputy.

Festivus was all about guns and your perversion of the purity
causes me to have Grievances and I need my safe space.