[NoCmpromiz]

Danger! Danger! Danger Will Robinson..

You do know that that elitest of the elite scientific rags, Scientific American has determined that if England frees itself from the European Bunion that some kind of dire climate thing will engulf the world don't you?

I mean you guys over there need to think of the GLOWBull economy and all those melting glaciers and dying polar bears and stuff before you dare to vote to chart your own course (again)..

I mean, it's the truth. It's all right HERE!!!

[moose07]

If the timely warning hadn't come from your good self I would never have taken this dire situation seriously.
This is a Hugh and Series Climatic Settled Science event that could be unleashed by the power of the Ballot box.
Wow, Who'd a thunk it!
Fluffy Kittens could be endangered...oh noes!
I must urgently go and compose a letter to my local MP.

ROFLOL *Gasp*.

[Silentgypsy]

Um, I think that immodestly-dressed women (i.e., sans burqas) are responsible for climate change, at least according to some imam or another. Therefore, you can stop worrying, or maybe you have to worry more. :)