Clever, and though I have no idea what that means, I know crows like shiny things.
Well..
Picture if you will some urban area that you are familiar with that is populated by a majority of ferals, low employment, high drug usage, exorbitant crime..
Now you have the mental picture. If you were in New Jersey you could/would name that city (pick one) Paterson, Newark, Trenton, or Camden.
This mental exercise will give you a better understanding of the crow with an ankle monitor and a shiv..