RE “...Who the hell is Drosophila Melanogaster ...”
I remember her well. Blonde, Nordic-type... horned helmet, shield, spear... was into ALL sorts of kinky stuff. They all said she was fat, but I just thought “big-boned”...
She lived over on 7th street in Hoboken... and you KNOW how those Jersey girls are...
Had her own song too... “Whole Lotta Drosie”, from AC/DC...