What would you like to hear your president say tonight?

[Old Retired Army Guy]

Nothing. Just hope he doesn’t delay start of Sunday night NFL Football.

[Liz]

Obama was promised a 5 minute quickie...too bad it took him three minutes to get under Michelle’s burqua.

ROTFLOL.

[acw011]

“I was hoping to keep this positive and uplifting. ;)”

hahahahahhahaha..

Considering he’s trying to get us all killed I don’t think you are going to get much uplifting comments here..

I won’t be listening because I know what he is going to say and I don’t really like to vomit...

[Vermont Lt]

And now back to the Simpsons....

[epluribus_2]

For those who will watch - it will be easy to endure his Smug-ness if you keep visualizing him bits of pie dripped down from his face. There. All better.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

“Pending the resignation of Vice President Biden and the Senate’s election of Senator Cruz to fill the vacancy, I shall tender my resignation as President of the United States. I expect all members of my cabinet and other executive office appointees to tender their resignations to President Cruz, their continuance in office being at the pleasure and discretion of President Cruz. I shall retire to the country I have always considered my home, Indonesia, where I will remain silent on issues of American politics and culture for the remainder of my life. I do, however, reserve the right to pick NCAA brackets.”

[rawcatslyentist]

Nothing but a trojan horse poser.

Placed there by our shadow govt, and emboldened by our visible govt.

[Ouderkirk]

You are really trying to have me barf up everything aren’t you?

/sarc

The thought of sex with the wookie curdles the mind.

[rawcatslyentist]

wed have the first president with a beard

Technically correct since Michael wasn't born female.

Hussein is a beard for his beard.

[epluribus_2]

“We are all ISIl now”, its e everybody’s fault, so we start collecting guns and toy rc cars tomorrow morning...

[HotHunt]

[DCBryan1]

The White House has lead, VCOs, and asbestos, our whole family is sick. I resign.

[I want the USA back]

“I am resigning to take a job as justice minister for ISIL”

[ThePatriotsFlag]

There is no use to watch. Joe Wilson was right, Obama lies. Why would anyone “listen” to an Obama giving a reading (speech) of something Valarie Jarret (a Muslim) pre approved? You can read it the next day if you are inclined. As soon as he appears on my TV screen, we hit the mute button. It doesn’t matter what he says...whether it is about keeping your doctor, or a red line in Syria or a shovel ready job. It is just white noise. Tonight we will turn on the Bluetooth Traditional Christmas Carols and watch the digital Yule log. Compare that to listening to an Obama reading where he lectures to us that our country and we are the real problem. Bet you he even sneaks in a little global warming to prove is point. :-)

[demshateGod]

“I am a Marxist, homosexual, Muslim. I have, do, and always will hate America and its people. Because of that I have ordered the justice department to confiscate all guns and I have ordered the formation of a federal election commission to oversee the suspension of all elections. Allahu Akbar.”

[DCBryan1]

I wish Obama would do the honorable thing....like Budd Dwyer and RESIGN! However, Budd WAS honorable. Obama not.

[NonValueAdded]

“I was wrong, wrong, wrong, and am immediately ending the Syrian refugee resettlement in These United States. If Congress will pass a Universal Carry bill, I will sign it immediately.”

[CAluvdubya]

Amen....however he is going to TRIPLE down in taking our guns away!!

Where's a Lee Harvey O when we need one.....

[sport]

In the first place, he is not my President. Second place, I will not be watching,or listening.

[Marathoner]

Nothing. Just hope he doesn’t delay start of Sunday night NFL Football.

What you said *1,000!!