Amy Schumer Poses Topless for Annual Pirelli Calendar

Breitbart ^ | November 30, 2015 | Kipp Jones

[C19fan]

Comedian and actress Amy Schumer poses topless in the 43rd edition of the Pirelli Calendar.

Holding a cup of coffee, the Trainwreck star, who is this year’s Miss December, poses for the annual publication wearing only a pair of underwear.

Schumer, 34, shared a snap of the shoot on Twitter.

[rhoda_penmark]

You people are all pigs.

[minnesota_bound]

Here is the photo of her....

[BlueDragon]

The problem is not her looks, or a little extra weight.

[Bobalu]

[Responsibility2nd]

You people are all pigs.

In what way? You have something nice and sweet to say about this photo? Let's hear it.

[MagnoliaB]

Have no idea who Amy Schumer is but can’t imagine someone buying a calendar to look at that for a month. I do know who Yoko Ono is. Was she trying to look like Betty Boop on purpose?

[Calpublican]

Exactly what do you have against manatees? ;)

[tophat9000]

She does look like you average high miles dive bar tramp....we had one whose nick name was “Parking Lot”

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

[TBP]

Ick.

[Little Bill]

She looks like an 11TH Avenue hooker from the 60’s in NYC.

[Lazamataz]

You people are all pigs.

You sad that like it's a BAD thing!

[JayAr36]

Very far from a centerfold.

[HamiltonJay]

The picture isn’t flattering, but most women put in that position aren’t going to look like an air brushed supermodel. I am not a huge fan of her, but hardly is she an ugly woman physically, just an average woman.

If she were posed in a classical pose, hands over head, stretched out, she’d be fine, but in that position, few women of that age would not have a roll or two.

I don’t get the bashing here honestly, its just a less than flattering photo of a normal looking gal.

[RetSignman]

I was about to head to the doctor for Priapism...saw that photo...cancelled the appointment.

[mad_as_he$$]

Laz got a bathroom?

[dfwgator]

You people are all pigs.

See if you can guess what I am now.....

I'm a zit...get it!

[mulligan]

Why?

[HamiltonJay]

Agreed, she’s an average looking woman posed poorly, nothing more nothing less... I guess every guy here thinks they are Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp. I am not a huge fan of this woman, but she isn’t ugly, she’s just average looking. If you put her in a classic pose that elongates the torso, say lying down hands over head, she’d look fine, but that photo is just a poor pose... few women, very few women, of her age, could be put in that pose and not have rolls... its an odd and unflattering pose.

I appreciate a very attractive woman as any red blooded man does, but to bash her looks really makes no sense, she isn’t a beauty queen, but she is not an ugly woman. Media has either warped far too many men’s sense of reality, or they have not encountered many women, and porn is their primary outlet.

[rockinqsranch]

SHEESH! You made me look it up, ‘cause that didn’t sound right. Ann Dunham.