Suspected burglar stuck in Huron home’s chimney dies after residents light fire

Fresno Bee ^ | November 28, 2015 | Rory Appleton

[Larry Lucido]

Burglar.

But burger works too.

[Slings and Arrows]

Oh, he’s black alright.

[BigEdLB]

DNA Tests would solve that

[Slings and Arrows]

Assuming that he hasn’t bred, of course.

[tet68]

What a way to go!

He should have given up smoking!

[Slings and Arrows]

I would see a movie about zombie burgers.

[BuffaloJack]

Double cremation.

[Slings and Arrows]

These folks had to deal with a larger rodent.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

There is just nothing like a happy ending!

[Paladin2]

Info on the "perp" seems thin...

Perhaps the PTB are waiting for notification of the next of kindling.

[stinkerpot65]

There’s something stuck in the chimney
And I don’t know what it is
But it’s been there all month long ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfCRuzeDC9w

[Tupelo]

Hard way to die. Even if he brought it on himself.
Real hard.

[PeteePie]

Aha aha, it's a burglarrrrrrrrr!!! That blasted, stupid...Dadgummit! [Falls]
Damn skates! [Coughs]
For cripes sake, open up that damper, will you?! Who the hell turned it all the way down?! AGAIN?!!!

[Slings and Arrows]

You have a tinder heart.

[Paladin2]

Hey, don't try to flame me....

I still have a fire in my belly.

[RC one]

Oh yes, and the bats. I feel like I should get a rabies vaccine every summer.

[Slings and Arrows]

Yeah, you’re a coal dude.

[Paladin2]

A wire mesh screen around/over the flue finally fixed the bat thing.

[Organic Panic]

The family will probably be arrested for lighting a house warming fire in violation of Cali Clean Air laws.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Next thing you’re probably going to say is that he should have worn his smoking jacket to the crime!