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To: Slings and Arrows

rofl!!! never saw that!

Where do you live so I can send mine for cutting.

NYC boy here and I have a defibrillator nearby in case I see a spider.

First, I bring my heart back to life.

Then I spray it with enough Raid to kill Mothra and step back as it flails and finally falls.

Then i grab four pounds of paper towels so i cant feel its body when i throw it away.

Then I pray the cat doesn’t go near the mounds of Raid and mutate into something horrible over the years.

Should I just leave now or wait for Jim to kick me off?


10 posted on 11/28/2015 2:13:34 AM PST by dp0622 (..)
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To: dp0622

“Then i grab four pounds of paper towels so i cant feel its body when i throw it away.”

YES! YES! This is THE KEY ELEMENT!


24 posted on 11/28/2015 3:31:51 AM PST by jocon307
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To: dp0622

I have spiders all over my house.

Some of them habitually fall into the sink and I pick them out, dry them off and put them back on the windowsill.

A couple years ago, we took the trailer to haul a bike home and as we took off the ramps, I saw a jumping spider panic and fall to the ground.

Her sac of eggs was on the underside of the ramp.

I picked her up, put her in an empty aspirin bottle and brought her back home so I could replace her on her nest once we were done with the ramps.

They will not harm you unless you hurt them first.

There is never a need to kill any thing, just because you fear it.

They value their lives, too.


30 posted on 11/28/2015 3:43:08 AM PST by Salamander (Can't sleep. The clowns will eat me...)
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To: dp0622

NY Boy - what do you think of water bugs? Those are the things that send me screaming into the night.


84 posted on 11/28/2015 5:55:54 AM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: I like to destroy the Turks (Moslims))
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To: dp0622

> NYC boy here and I have a defibrillator nearby in case I see a spider.

Oh man your killin’ me. I lol’d so hard to your post...LOL


95 posted on 11/28/2015 6:44:49 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: dp0622
Then I spray it with enough Raid to kill Mothra and step back as it flails and finally falls.

So mean! How could you! Unless its a black widow or a brown recluse, spiders are good to have around the house and will kill the bad bugs like flies and roaches. And wolf spiders and jumping spiders are actually really really cute. I like to hold them sometimes. And I'm a girl.


99 posted on 11/28/2015 6:51:41 AM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: dp0622

A perfect description of the only sane way to deal with spiders. I vote to keep you as a freeper!


114 posted on 11/28/2015 7:30:03 AM PST by SE Mom (Proud mom of an Iraq war combat vet)
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To: dp0622

You wouldn’t survive a day at my house. I live in the Missouri woods, spiders are a hourly occurrence it seems. Step out into the garage doorway and look out for webs. (I still hate that.)


180 posted on 11/28/2015 9:38:33 AM PST by Guardian Sebastian (Life is a bitch, why elect one?)
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