rofl!!! never saw that!
Where do you live so I can send mine for cutting.
NYC boy here and I have a defibrillator nearby in case I see a spider.
First, I bring my heart back to life.
Then I spray it with enough Raid to kill Mothra and step back as it flails and finally falls.
Then i grab four pounds of paper towels so i cant feel its body when i throw it away.
Then I pray the cat doesn’t go near the mounds of Raid and mutate into something horrible over the years.
Should I just leave now or wait for Jim to kick me off?
“Then i grab four pounds of paper towels so i cant feel its body when i throw it away.”
YES! YES! This is THE KEY ELEMENT!
I have spiders all over my house.
Some of them habitually fall into the sink and I pick them out, dry them off and put them back on the windowsill.
A couple years ago, we took the trailer to haul a bike home and as we took off the ramps, I saw a jumping spider panic and fall to the ground.
Her sac of eggs was on the underside of the ramp.
I picked her up, put her in an empty aspirin bottle and brought her back home so I could replace her on her nest once we were done with the ramps.
They will not harm you unless you hurt them first.
There is never a need to kill any thing, just because you fear it.
They value their lives, too.
NY Boy - what do you think of water bugs? Those are the things that send me screaming into the night.
> NYC boy here and I have a defibrillator nearby in case I see a spider.
Oh man your killin’ me. I lol’d so hard to your post...LOL
So mean! How could you! Unless its a black widow or a brown recluse, spiders are good to have around the house and will kill the bad bugs like flies and roaches. And wolf spiders and jumping spiders are actually really really cute. I like to hold them sometimes. And I'm a girl.
A perfect description of the only sane way to deal with spiders. I vote to keep you as a freeper!
You wouldn’t survive a day at my house. I live in the Missouri woods, spiders are a hourly occurrence it seems. Step out into the garage doorway and look out for webs. (I still hate that.)