[Slings and Arrows]

Man card. Turn in. Now.

[Thanks to Trillian for the (spider) web address!]

[mylife]

Guy needs an Action Woman to save him

[SkyDancer]

[katana]

Australia famously has some of the largest and most venomous arachnids on the planet. But as far as I know they don’t respond to raving and screaming threats any more than their American cousins. A rolled up newspaper, spray can of RAID, or boot heel, on the other hand ...

[Gefn]

Get a cat. My fur babies always ate Charlotte.

[Churchillspirit]

I like spiders. They eat flies. I hate flies.

[SamAdams76]

This should be a good thread!

One time my wife saw a very large spider in our bed when changing the sheets. She insisted that I go up there and kill it but I could not find it. I looked everywhere and practically disassembled the entire bed. But you guessed it, she slept in a spare bedroom that night and then the next and then the next...

At first it was nice having the bed all to myself but I eventually had to go outside, find a spider, kill it, and bring it to the bedroom where I triumphantly announced that I had finally found it and killed it. Once she saw it, she was okay to come back to our bed again.

[EinNYC]

I kill my own spiders. Every single one I can find, if it’s in my home or on my porch. Something else can control the bugs. I prefer small lizards for that job.

[Trillian]

One of my kids showed me this article.. oh the laughter. I have a mint and water spray that I mixed together for the dangerous ones that the kids use. Someone messed up the way they say spider, and it's now officially spooder™ spray in this house.

[ApplegateRanch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjDAiq2-xeU&ab_channel=DallasNyberg