No. I’ want to tax the hell out of fat, stupid and lazy people. I am none of the above. I’m used to smoke. I enjoyed smoking. Then the fat, lazy and stupid people transferred their shame on smokers and taxed the hell out of it. Then the governments of the fat, lazy and stupid sued the Tabacco companies to line the fat cats pocket. The stupid and lazy were just too stupid and lazy to not seeing the slippery slope.
Now I’m a lean, smart and industrious person who doesn’t want to give the F, L & S 6+ dollars a pack to subsidize other pet programs.
I say we go after fatties by making them stand out in the rain, snow, heat, cold to eat their super sized double quarterpounder with cheese. I say we make diabetics stand out in the rain, snow, heat, cold to take their blood sugar and insulin until it’s normal and I can’t smell either the fat sweet or the McDonald’s breat or alchol wipes or the sweet smell diabetics slowly dying. I can give type 1 a break. Now the stupid. I would just replace all doors opening in with pull to open signs and the doors opening out with push to open signs. They should either start learning or die fairly quickly.
Then tax the hell out all them and shame them and mock them. Run commercials about how pathetic they are for being free but not our kind of free.
You all know I’m being sarcastic to prove a point. But dont get me started on old or oriental driver - they really do need to be taxed and shunned. Or was it women who wear perfume? Maybe it’s was the people with no kids, selfish little bastards - they need extra taxing. No, I remember it’s all those people who can’t do just 1 pull up or was it people who fart all the time or have bad breath. Well now I have a bigger list so I have solved all state budget problems with 1,497,653,997 new taxes. Damn I’m good. I am so smart, smug and controlling I should be a lawmaker to help all you breathers contribute your fair share,
If you supported tobacco taxes and the state/federal extortion your at the least in one group of the F, l, & S subgroup. I’m guessing all 3 but definitely 1.
Like I told my fat, sick, out of shape anti-smoking friend of my fathers - I can quit smoking he couldn’t stop being a prick. I did stop. He is in bad shape physically and still a prick.
What a great rant even if you were being sarcastic. I am not obese or stupid. I am retired now, so I do admit to some amount of periodic laziness. The anti-smoking campaign devolved into a horrific demonization, which I predicted would target the fatties next. It’s all about control and collecting more of our money and transfer it to the Black Hole known as our Fascist Govt. If you want to smoke, smoke. If you don’t, don’t. I support you in your decision. If a business wants to allow smoking on the premises, that business should be allowed to do so. CUSTOMERS/EMPLOYEES BEWARE - DON’T SUE, DON’T BITCH WHEN YOU CAME IN ON YOUR FREE WILL.
I know all addictions are hard to quit, but it can be done. To the ones who need the Nanny State to solve your problems, I feel very sorry for you... naw, actually you really are stupid and lazy.