>>Well then, the writers and staff need not call them when theyâre in trouble
When I’m in trouble, I deal with it and then call a cop to write the report.
When seconds count, the cops are only 20 minutes away.
If it’s not life-threatening, call for a cop and call for a pizza and see which one shows up first.
If they show up at the same time, have a party. Actually what I’ve done my last couple of trips, if I saw either a cop or military at a fast food place where I am, I walk up and tell the counter person their money is no good and I pay for their meal.