For what it's worth, I have often highly enjoyed the sheer shock on the faces of liberal "alpha women" at parties and such where, if my husband asks me to do some little thing, I respond with a timid, cowering "Yes, master! Right away, master!"
Any men and well-balanced females who are present always laugh at the joke, while the liberal gals have horrified faces, clearly they don't think it's very damned funny. It really is a hoot, and I've seen it many times.
They don't know that when we get home, my husband very obsequiously answers, "Yes, precious! Whatever you say, precious!" to my every command!! {^)
[[I respond with a timid, cowering “Yes, master! Right away, master!” ]]
Have you got any sisters?
Precious huh; my response to my wife has always just been “YES DEAR”.
I am going to try “PRECIOUS”, it just might be worth another cold beer.
Thanks.