I'd tie it up with Duct Tape, put it in the basement, and hit it from time to time.
I’ll bet she is a good < expletive deleted >
After this happened on several occasions, remember I am old, I generally ask the offended displayer of well formed flesh, what would you do if this civilization collapsed and we returned to the traditions of the past?
I had my DNA done and I was gifted the Viking Gene, I1A, I M253, I ponder what my ancestors would have done in similar situations when we entered, uninvited, into England in 1066.
I suspect she would be walking bow legged for a few days.
I’m sure this is what the author looks like. ROFLMAO!!
Be sure to save some of that tape for her mouth...just sayin’.