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Surprise! Science Says Your Cat Wants To Kill You
Uproxx ^ | October 30, 2015 | ALYSSA FIKSE

Posted on 10/30/2015 7:21:09 PM PDT by BulletBobCo

The ancient Egyptians and everyone on the internet may worship cats, but the feeling is less than mutual. Researchers from the University of Edinburgh worked with the Bronx Zoo on a study comparing the behavioral patterns of house cats with their much larger cousins. By rating them in the “Big Five” personality traits — Openness to Experience, Conscientiousness, Extraversion/Introversion, Agreeableness and Neuroticism — researchers uncovered quite a bit about your “devoted” companions.

With this feline Meyers Briggs test, they found that your fuzzy roommates had basically the same personalities as African lions, being dominant, impulsive and neurotic. Sure, they’re also playful, clever and inquisitive, but their findings show that the only thing keeping them from murdering in you in your sleep is their size. Cats are no dummies, so as long as you’re ten times bigger than them, you’re probably ok.

According to psychologist Dr. Max Wachtel, understanding is the key to a symbiotic relationship with your cat.

“It is good to understand the personality characteristics of our pets. Different cats have different personalities. But as a species, there are a lot of commonalities. They’re cute and furry and cuddly, but we need to remember when we have cats as pets, we are inviting little predators into our house. For a lot of people, it is worth it. Cats can be fantastic, sweet companions. Until they turn on you.”


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: kittyping
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To: rockrr

Dogs will always pay attention to you, no matter what. Cats, on the other hand ignore you most of the time. If a cat pays attention to you, that cat genuinely cares about you and loves you unconditionally. Either that or you’re holding a tuna fish sandwich.

CC


121 posted on 10/31/2015 5:04:19 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: T-Bone Texan

“Grabbed”.


122 posted on 10/31/2015 5:06:17 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (The economic collapse is imminent. Buy staple food and OTC meds now, before prices skyrocket.)
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To: BulletBobCo

Ridiculous.


123 posted on 10/31/2015 5:39:50 AM PDT by patriot08 (4th geneneration Texan (girl type))
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To: BulletBobCo; Slings and Arrows

124 posted on 10/31/2015 5:50:54 AM PDT by Daffynition (*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
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To: cripplecreek

JRs (or better yet the similar rat terrier) are fantastic for critters, but snakes get them. I have a ecosystem of tomcats, some kind of terrier, and larger bird dog types to round out the ranch. They work well together.


125 posted on 10/31/2015 6:04:34 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Christie are sure losers. No more!)
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To: TheThirdRuffian
Mine kills plenty of snakes but our only poisonous snake is pretty rare in lawns.


126 posted on 10/31/2015 6:40:43 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
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To: Karl Spooner
Then why haven’t they? I am helpless in my sleep.

Did you see the news story about the lady who died at home, where she kept a number of cats? They ate her.

I have a friend who happened upon an automobile accident and found a bunch of cats eating a man's brains.

Cats are just waiting for the opportunity.

127 posted on 10/31/2015 7:04:02 AM PDT by GingisK
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To: BulletBobCo
Surprise! Science Says Your Cat Wants To Kill You

Well, I want to kill my cats, so we're even.

128 posted on 10/31/2015 7:12:20 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
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To: BulletBobCo
Surprise! Science Says Your Cat Wants To Kill You

I actually am kidding. I don't want to kill my cats.

Waterboard them for a while, but not kill them.

129 posted on 10/31/2015 7:16:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
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To: Lazamataz

My wife’s cat was named Target. He is gone now.


130 posted on 10/31/2015 7:36:24 AM PDT by JayAr36 (How much more corruption will we willing to take from the Washington???????)
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To: BulletBobCo

Progressives want to rob and kill you too. They are generally much weaker than conservatives, so they hire the government to rob you or kill you if you will not submit to the robberies.


131 posted on 10/31/2015 8:07:40 AM PDT by Blue Collar Christian (Ready for Teddy, Cruz that is.)
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To: BulletBobCo

I dunno, my kitteh is laying here on my desk upside down wanting some pettins to the tummy. LOL


132 posted on 10/31/2015 8:11:14 AM PDT by dforest
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To: Clint N. Suhks

NEVER bring sticks to a catfight!


133 posted on 10/31/2015 8:19:06 AM PDT by Blue Collar Christian (Ready for Teddy, Cruz that is.)
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To: BulletBobCo
Two threads on cats in one morning...oh, that's right, it's Caturday.

Cats ARE neurotic - and they're probably also trying to work out how to kill you, say researchers

5.56mm

134 posted on 10/31/2015 8:21:51 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: M Kehoe
Okay, there was supposed to be a url in there?

5.56mm

135 posted on 10/31/2015 8:23:14 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: WENDLE

You certainly are a one-trick pony. Why don’t you fill out more
information about the things that you claim.

Oh. Perhaps you don’t have the language and vocabulary skills
to elucidate exactly what it is that you mean. N00b.

So... You hate and kill cats, and you love pit bulls because
they kill cats. You know what? Nobody cares about sick, evil
little twerps like you. You’re going to end up on a wanted
poster some day.


136 posted on 10/31/2015 8:36:27 AM PDT by TheOldLady (I miss the Gipper. Wish we still had someone like him.)
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To: WENDLE

You’re fifteen?

That explains the posts I’ve seen you make.


137 posted on 10/31/2015 8:51:19 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ("A real conservative will bear the scars...will have been in the trenches fighting."--- Ted Cruz)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Cats are micro-aggressors, lol.


138 posted on 10/31/2015 8:53:40 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ("A real conservative will bear the scars...will have been in the trenches fighting."--- Ted Cruz)
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To: CatherineofAragon

He also claims to have a truck...


139 posted on 10/31/2015 8:58:05 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare
"He also claims to have a truck..."

Well, now I'm impressed.

140 posted on 10/31/2015 9:12:19 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ("A real conservative will bear the scars...will have been in the trenches fighting."--- Ted Cruz)
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