Uppity Apple article which taunts us Windows Enterprise users.
Look, the Microsoft Windows suite of products has created a highly skilled resilient community of tech workers and users.
We are productive in spite of the platform and tools we work with.
Sure, Apple users have more time to be creative and productive on their Macs.
However, we Windows users know way more about virus recovery, system rebuilds, constant vulnerability management, near-undetectable data exfiltration and the thrills of data breach incident response!
Yes, that is absolutely true. . . an unparalleled skill set. . . useful for. . . wait, I'm trying to think of what it might be useful in doing. . . I'm trying . . . hold on. . . it'll come to me. . .
“However, we Windows users know way more about virus recovery, system rebuilds, constant vulnerability management, near-undetectable data exfiltration and the thrills of data breach incident response!”
You Windows users are altruistic too! You do all the above for free, donating your time as unpaid tech support for MSFT. It’s inspiring.
Lol