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Like, uh, I saw all the other lemmings running off cliffs and thought it strange but, what the heck, I joined them. Blooming idiots. Daisy-head Mayzie and Ophelia Addams. One carrot short of a full row. One pickled pepper short of a peck. One cabbage short of a winter garden. One rose short of a dozen bouquet. One tomato short of a bushel. One carrot short of a full row.
1 posted on 10/08/2015 6:55:01 AM PDT by bgill
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48 posted on 10/08/2015 7:50:15 AM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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With my eyesight going South quicker than a Syracuse retiree I could have sworn this article stated that everyone in Chinas was wearing plastic PANTS on their heads.

Actually, that would only be a tad bit more bizarre.

Cue the Idiocracy screenshots:


49 posted on 10/08/2015 7:57:18 AM PDT by diplomatic_immunity
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LOL! I first thought the headline said “plastic PANTS”.


52 posted on 10/08/2015 8:05:49 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle’s cure.


54 posted on 10/08/2015 8:27:11 AM PDT by BykrBayb (Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. ~ Þ)
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This is way better than what I first thought it read; something about plastic pants.


56 posted on 10/08/2015 8:28:02 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
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Cute and harmless.


58 posted on 10/08/2015 8:44:19 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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Plants on head retarded.


60 posted on 10/08/2015 8:52:06 AM PDT by Califreak (Hope and Che'nge is killing U.S. Feel the Trump-mentum!(insert ireallysupportCruzdisclaimerhere/))
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79c to clip a plastic plant on your head...
I wonder how long some of them worked to pay for it.


61 posted on 10/08/2015 9:15:05 AM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord.)
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