Posted on 09/30/2015 3:34:09 PM PDT by Ray76
A man who needed to blow into a Breathalyzer to start his car was too drunk to do so, according to a report. According to what appears to be a police report posted on Imgur, this guy somehow found a raccoon going through the garbage, captured it and then used the raccoon to blow into the Breathalyzer. the raccoon became unconscious so the man left the raccoon in the car and drove off. A short time after, the raccoon woke up and started to attack the driver.
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Our neighborhood is over-run with Raccoons, and the only problem that is evident is their habit of boosting each other up to knock over the garbage toters.
I enjoyed that movie...:)
“A” for Ignorance. Raccoons are vicious. One of them tore up my mother’s cat; ripped its throat to shreds. Dad & I took the cat to the vet’s; but she finally died anyway.
I read that Donald Trump used his hair to start his car.
I don’t think you could make this stuff up. :-)
“this guy somehow found a raccoon going through the garbage, captured it and then used the raccoon to blow into the Breathalyzer”
Wouldn’t that be a bit trickier to accomplish than a field sobriety test? I don’t think I could manage that feat stone cold sober. Let the man drive!
When a racoon says NO it means NO
He took the poor raccoon away from his dinner. He forces the poor thing to blow in the breathalyzer which the raccoon probably thinks this is some kind of weird foreplay. Then the raccoon wakes up to find that he’s riding around in a Chevy Volt. No wonder he kicked the guy’s donkey.
Poor little raccoon. He’ll probably become a driving instructor.
A friend of mine is a fire fighter. They were called to a house where three raccoons had gotten inside down through the chimney.
He said there was already some damage inside the house. But it really started as he and his crew tried to catch them or shoo them out the doors. Racing over furniture, up and down the draperies, tearing up the rugs. Everything they touched was shredded!
“Yeah. We probably should have just put bowls of cat-food in the back yard and left the door open.”
Oh wow, blast from the past. I remember Foster Brooks. Boy he sure could act drunk.
“I read that Donald Trump used his hair to start his car.”
I suppose it’s possible. (that you read it AND that he did it!) :O)
Right now, I’m drinking a good strong cup of Folgers instant coffee with enough honey to sweeten it and enough
milk to color it (I’m lactose wacky & can’t have a lot of milk). Even cooled off, it’s still a good drink.
Also iced or just cold tea is good, sweet or unsweet. Some places make their sweet tea sweet enough to throw you into a diabetic tizzy. I order “half cut”, but sometimes even that is sweet enough to make one loopy.
I’m genetically inclined to not tolerate alcohol very well (American Indian blood on both sides of my family), so I just never got started drinking alcohol. (The ones in my family who did became alcoholics.)
Oh, to be a fly on the wall when Mr. Coon got home and Mrs. Coon demanded to know why he was out all night.
“Honey you’re not gonna believe this but...”
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