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1 posted on 09/23/2015 3:18:43 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: SunkenCiv

Pre-Columbian shenanigans ping


2 posted on 09/23/2015 3:19:08 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin
Friday, 30 minutes from beer thirty.

"Whaddya mean, dig a bigger hole? Trust me, we'll get him to fit!"

3 posted on 09/23/2015 3:26:17 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: BenLurkin

What is this? An attempt to normalize decapitations by saying they happen everywhere?


4 posted on 09/23/2015 3:29:36 PM PDT by stanne
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To: BenLurkin

I don’t see why this should even matter.


5 posted on 09/23/2015 3:35:51 PM PDT by laplata ( Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: BenLurkin

an important public display in the ritual that could have worked to enhance cooperation within a community.

Right, do what we say or we rip your head off.
It still works today, especially in Mexico.


8 posted on 09/23/2015 3:40:09 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: BenLurkin
pulling and rotating

So they unscrewed the head from the body. Which way did they turn it. Lefty loosey or are humans plumbed like gas lines?

9 posted on 09/23/2015 3:54:12 PM PDT by PAR35
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The final removal of the head, he said, was not the result of cutting but instead of pulling and rotating until detachment was achieved.

Some reeeeealy bad chiropractic adjustment there!

11 posted on 09/23/2015 4:02:58 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'll vote for Jeb when Terri Schiavo endorses him.)
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To: BenLurkin

the grieving widow complained to the funeral director that the deceased in the other room was wearing her husbands suit and that he never owned a suit like the one she was viewing...
He told her he was sorry and would tend to it.
Two minutes later he told her ALL IS WELL
She thanked him
Later one of the employees asked how was he able to switch two suits so quickly.. The funeral director said, no big deal.... I JUST SWITCHED HEADS..


12 posted on 09/23/2015 4:16:38 PM PDT by zzwhale
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To: BenLurkin

NCSI: Burial 26...coming to CBS...


14 posted on 09/23/2015 5:22:39 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: BenLurkin

The more things change the less things change?


20 posted on 09/23/2015 6:45:17 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: BenLurkin

“Evidence of New World’s oldest decapitation found”

WTF do they teach in journalist school these days?

How about “New Word’s oldest evidence of decapitation found”?

SINCE WE DO NOT KNOW WHEN THE FIRST FRIGGING DECAPITATION OCCURED!!!!!!!!

Beam me up, Scotty. There is no intelligent life here.


21 posted on 09/24/2015 6:18:55 AM PDT by rhoda_penmark
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To: BenLurkin

And yes I spelled “World” wrong in my haste. :-)


22 posted on 09/24/2015 6:21:03 AM PDT by rhoda_penmark
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To: BenLurkin

Oh, I just noticed it was CBS. Never Mind, lol.


23 posted on 09/24/2015 6:22:13 AM PDT by rhoda_penmark
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