You owe about 30 years of back child support...
for this small wonder. I can see your concern, Imp-- I really... 
can--
But I can assure you... 
I used a washer.
Yeah, damnit... 
he did!
Impy, you of all should know full well thou shall not bear... 
false wattage!
Okay! Okay-- It was me! I did it... 
without a washer--
Oh dear-- The Wizard... 
will get wind of this--
Dorthy Gale-- You have been a very bad, bad, bad... 
girl--
And for that sinful activity, I sentence you... 
to two weeks behind the curtain!
Okay-- Fine! But can I bring... 
the Lollipop Guild?
Please? Please... 
PLEASE?
Very well, but only for the weekend... 
the Patriots have a bye anyway and will not need my efforts on their behalf.
Yeah, sports fans, you cannot... 
make this stuff up!