[Slings and Arrows]

she crashed a car she had stolen, then jumped off the Bay Bridge to icy water nearly 70 feet below, swam and hitched a ride with a truck driver.

Damn, its Robo-Ho!

[Titan Magroyne]

Yeah, I hafta agree with poster “APaGttH” at the article’s website (and I quote):

“So let me get this straight.

She crashed a car, then jumped SEVENTY-FEET into 55 degree water without breaking her limbs, concussing herself unconscious, blowing out an ear drum or collapsing a lung.

She then swam against San Francisco Bay currents to shore, flagged down a truck, escaped, and took a month to find.

Forget arresting her, give her a job in the CIA. That’s Hollywood movie grade level of escape that takes a special brand of crazy.”

We indeed must hire this woman. Unless she already works for Putin or China, in which case we ourselves are Hella Screwed. If that’s how she plays on a girls night out, I don’t even wanna be in the same zip code when she gets serious!