[Jeff Chandler]

There is a time and a place for everything. Home or Chucky Cheese is the place for a screaming child, and nice restaurant is not.

People used to know these things.

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If I have kids, I can’t imagine that I would bring them to a nice restaurant no matter how well-behaved they might be. But if someone else does, I’m not going to give them a hard time over it. Whatever compelled them to bring junior to the five-star trough is really none of my business. Life is too short to get your knickers in a wad over things you won’t remember 3 days later anyway.