Cher Threatens to Move to Jupiter If Donald Trump Is Elected President

The Wrap ^ | June 19, 2015 | Reid Nakamura

[albie]

Suddenly, I like Trump more than ever.

[dfwgator]

That’s it, I’m definitely voting for Trump now.

[BenLurkin]

[Steely Tom]

Sonny Bono was a Republican and a Conservative.

Without him, Cher would be writing up breakfast orders at Denny’s.

How did Sonny hook up with this bimbo?

Cher was a backup singer for (convicted murderer) Phil Spector back in the late '50s and early '60s. She can be heard on the Ronettes hit Da Do Ron Ron.

Sonny Bono was (as much as I can determine) an incredibly positive-minded visionary who knew how to solve problems and make things happen.

Sonny Bono was, as I understand it, exactly what made Southern California the wonderful place it was back in the post-war period.

To this day, Cher mocks him and belittles him, just like she did on their TV show back in 1971. And he just took it, like a big person.

[Lazamataz]

Cher Threatens to Move to Jupiter If Donald Trump Is Elected President

Well, go ahead, Cher, but remember the message:

[AmericanCheeseFood]

Jupiter is a gas giant.

Of course she’s a liberal so not knowing common bit of info isn’t a surprise.

[G Larry]

I’ll take her house.

It’s very cool, old school Italian.
Vanishing pool...(overlooking Malibu I think?)

[NTHockey]

Best reason yet to vote for Trump.

[donna]

...her [Cher] 1992 support for independent presidential candidate Ross Perot. She said, “When I heard him talk right in the beginning, I thought that he would bring some sort of common-sense business approach and also less partisanship, but then ... I was completely disappointed like everyone else when he just kind of cut and run and no one knew exactly why ... Maybe he couldn’t have withstood all the investigation that goes on now”.

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[Servant of the Cross]

The advantages of a Trump presidency continue to grow.

[hoosiermama]

In spite of what Trump said not all women are a 10

[5th MEB]

I am sure that Trump could afford a Saturn 5 to launch her ugly ass in the general direction.

[TexasCajun]

From the mother who screwed up her daughter so bad, she thinks she’s a dude.

[Arm_Bears]

I was leaning toward Cruz, but this deal is too good to pass up—Go Trump!!

[A CA Guy]

The chances of Trump becoming President is 1,000,000,000,000,000% more likely than her daughter Chaz growing a dick. And she accepts the non reality of her daughter now being a man, so why trust her judgment about future American leaders. That said, Lets send Cher out of this world. We can do it. ONE WAY TRIP!

[MrB]

Ctrl-F Uran - yep, found it! I knew FReepers would come through for me.

[knittnmom]

Yeah, was chatting just before a meeting, and a coworker said she and her husband have already discussed their move to Canada if Trump wins. Her daughter wants to be a teacher, but “not in Wisconsin, under the current conditions”. Just as well, we don’t need any more teachers with her attitude.

[stockpirate]

Please.

[nomad]

There`s a Uranus joke in here, somewhere.

[fishtank]

Jupiter, Romania

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Jupiter,+Romania/@43.8565809,28.6011846,5z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x40bb28e829edd1f5:0xaecdaf4dbfeb65fd

See ya’, Cher!!!!!!!!!!