Scientists find evidence of prehistoric massacre in Europe

AP, via Yahoo News ^ | Aug 17, 2015 | FRANK JORDANS

[Last Dakotan]

Was someone there to drink wine and sell their body parts?

[ETL]

Was someone there to drink wine and sell their body parts?

I doubt it. People were more civilized back then. No Planned Parenthood, etc...

[TangibleDisgust]

#prehistoriceuropeanlivesmatter

now all i need to find is a nearby bernie sanders rally. :p

[ETL]

From the article:

“The attackers, however, spared some members of the group, with victims skewed toward young children, adult men and older women.

“It’s likely that the young women, who are missing in the grave, were kidnapped by the attackers,” said Meyer.”
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[Reverend Saltine]

who knew?

they killed each other back then?

too many guns in the cave....

[outofsalt]

Scientists find evidence of Unions in prehistoric Europe.

[CurlyDave]

Breaking the legs is obvious.

It prevents the survivors from running away, allowing them to be killed and eaten later. There were plenty of dead for immediate consumption, but no good way to preserve meat.

[ETL]

There were plenty of dead for immediate consumption, but no good way to preserve meat.

Were they out of salt? What do you think, outofsalt?

But seriously, how can you suggest with such confidence that they ate some of the victims of the brutality?

[Jack Hammer]

Were there Moslems back then?

[ETL]

Sure there were moose limbs back then.
I believe Moose go back 60,000 years, if not longer.

Prehistoric Rock Engraving With Moose And
Rowing Ships

[outofsalt]

Maybe they were just tenderizing and not preserving.

[Cincinnatus.45-70]

It’s a preview of things to come. The settled, peaceful farmers had prosperous communities all over that part of Europe. As the climate worsened, refugees started showing up and they took them in, saying “we have plenty for all!”

As the climate got really bad, the refugees turned on the peace-loving Democrats er, farmers, killed them off, and migrated elsewhere, taking their women along.

[Reverend Saltine]

Ohhhhh, wait, wait-—

ROCKS DON’T KILL PEOPLE

PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE :)

“BAN THE ROCK!!” The Og Brady Cave Foundation

[ETL]

"I agree, Dude. Rocks are dangerous. They need to be banned!"

[ETL]

"People don't kill people. Rocks do."

[ETL]

"I am, like, soo totally in favor of rock control."

[ETL]

Please...this is serious. I lost a dear friend of
mine to a rock attack.

[ETL]

As the climate got really bad, the refugees turned on the peace-loving Democrats, er, farmers, killed them off, and migrated elsewhere, taking their women along.

Perhaps democrat women were better looking then. Because it's hard to find many attractive ones around today. On the other hand, pretty conservative women are everywhere.

[Reeses]

the peace-loving Democrats er, farmers

Democrats back then starved to death pretty quickly. There weren't any to speak of. For one thing negative numbers hadn't been invented yet so there wasn't much government spending.

[Idaho_Cowboy]

Prehistoric Rock Engraving With Moose And
Rowing Ships

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Well, there’s something you don’t see everyday Chauncey.