To: Fiddlstix
As a teen working at Belmont Racetrack here in New York during the mid 70s, I once got licked in the butt by a super high-strung 2-year-old colt named Sky Messenger.
I can’t believe I actually was able to recall his name. I can’t even remember where I put my reading glasses most of the time!
51 posted on
08/11/2015 2:16:47 PM PDT by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: ETL
What was the horse doing licking you in the butt?
To: ETL
I was born and raised on a ranch down here in Texas. I've been around more than a few horses.
The best way I know to avoid kicking is to keep very close when walking behind them and keep you hand on his butt so he'll know it's you when you're out of his field of vision.
Even then with being cautious you might get kicked but by being very close to his butt you probably won't get it in the head.
82 posted on
08/11/2015 3:01:10 PM PDT by
Fiddlstix
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To: ETL
110 posted on
08/11/2015 3:58:43 PM PDT by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
To: ETL
“I once got licked in the butt...”
That had better be a typo... FReepers don’t cotton to that kind of thing much, especially not with animals :)
To: ETL
As a teen working at Belmont Racetrack here in New York during the mid 70s, I once got licked in the butt by a super high-strung 2-year-old colt named Sky Messenger. You don't say! Well if that ain't the gol-darnedest thing I e'er did hear! They used to tell me I looked like I got licked on the back 'o my hair by a cow. But to be licked in the butt by a super high-strung 2-year old colt that went by the name 'o Sky Messenger? Yessiree, if that don't beat all. You musta bin wearing those assless chaps I keep hearin' 'bout 'round these here parts.
139 posted on
08/11/2015 6:25:26 PM PDT by
HandyDandy
(Don't make-up stuff. It just wastes everybody's time.)
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