[BroJoeK]

HandyDandy: "I hear ya.
It's quiet out there......... too quiet!
Sumpin's up.
I'm just sitting here in this tree on picket duty and chewing on bark and shoe leather..."

LOL!
You may know, I travel a lot on business, last week in New Orleans for the first time, this week back to Sioux Falls, South Dakota, one of my favorite places.
Result is days & sometimes weeks between posting.

Anyway, at this point I've had no success trying to talk sense to DiogenesLamp, and don't see much potential in further efforts.
But perhaps there are others to address... :-)

[DiogenesLamp]

Result is days & sometimes weeks between posting.

Not nearly enough, judging by the quality and pointless verbosity of your posts.