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Posted on 08/07/2015 5:35:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/07/2015 6:12:28 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: upchuck
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posted on
08/07/2015 6:17:21 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/07/2015 6:20:52 AM PDT
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reed13k
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To: BenLurkin
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posted on
08/07/2015 6:45:20 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: fredhead
To: Buckeye McFrog
HA! I had not thought about Romper Room in years.My father was "Mr. Music" for that show. He was the audio Tech for the Television station it was produced at.
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posted on
08/07/2015 7:54:21 AM PDT
by
verga
(I might as well be playng chess with pigeons.)
To: Lucky9teen
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence.
He pulls him out and says, “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.”
The Mexican man pleads with him, “No, noooo, Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!”
The border patrol agent thinks to himself, I’m going to make it hard for him, and says “OK, I’ll let you stay if you can use three English words in a sentence.”
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, “The three words are: green, pink and yellow. Now use them in one sentence.”
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about two minutes, then says,
“OK. The phone, it went green, green, green... I pink it up, and sez yellow?”
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/07/2015 7:59:49 AM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: relentlessly
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posted on
08/07/2015 8:03:19 AM PDT
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ShadowAce
(Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: SERKIT
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posted on
08/07/2015 8:06:35 AM PDT
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ShadowAce
(Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
I love the paragraph about Willie Wilson:
Declared 2016 Democratic Presidential Candidate
Chicago businessman, philanthropist and recording artist
Declared 2016 Democratic Presidential Candidate Willie Wilson
Willie Wilson is a classic rags-to-riches American success story. The poor Louisiana boy who fled conditions he considered to be virtual slavery and once worked as a janitor for $2 an hour eventually came to own the stores he used to mop. Now, a self-made man, he brings a liberal voice to the presidential race.
The Democrats must be thanking Gaia for that. If not for Willie, who?
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posted on
08/07/2015 8:08:06 AM PDT
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AZLiberty
(Give the Arizona wild horses cuddly names, like "Cecil".)
To: Lucky9teen
Her. I like her.
To: ShadowAce
To: Lucky9teen
Dad is struggling to get his son’s kite to fly.
Wife comes out on the porch and watches for a few minutes. Then she hollers, “You need more tail!”
Dad mutters to himself, “That figures, last night she told me to go fly a kite.
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posted on
08/07/2015 8:16:49 AM PDT
by
CPOSharky
(I was born with nothing, and I still have most of it.)
To: Lucky9teen
I stopped by a strip club that advertised "topless and bottomless".
I went inside and there was no one there.
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posted on
08/07/2015 8:20:40 AM PDT
by
laotzu
To: fredhead
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posted on
08/07/2015 8:24:00 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: rhoda_penmark
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posted on
08/07/2015 8:25:27 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
Crap...really? Stupid picture size. I hate it when that happens and I don’t hit “preview” before posting....sheesh
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posted on
08/07/2015 8:30:06 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: martin_fierro
Her. I like her.She is rather fetching, but she might be prone to serious maxillofacial injuries.
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