It really is time that he started studying, isn’t it?
WRT Nyan Katz (LOL!), did a Google image search on “Israel” and “cats” and got lucky.
Yes, he needs to study but he’s a smart kitty and he can learn his Torah portion in a day.
Cats get very small Torah portions to memorize. Like a sentence.
Will Noshville Katz deli do the catering? I would also recommend Lundy’s seafood or Wolfies if it was a perfect world.