Then we know for a fact that Someone Quotable never had a flock consisting of uncountable numbers of obama-voter birds, er, I mean starlings (illegal immigrants all) infesting their yard, trees, and the power lines over their property and doing what obama-voters, er, I mean dirty birds do all over their car. And porch. And windows. And...
Or pigeons to decorate the sidewalks and patios with their artistry...