Broadstripe and Comcast have determined that watching TV is bad for you, so they’re taking all the good* channels off the air and replacing them with reality channels and infomercials.
*There are no good TV shows, there are only better TV shows. Go cold turkey for at least a year and then just try to watch something you used to like. Every time I asked myself, “How could I have ever sat still through x minutes of this?”
I think I’ll Do that.