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Once I get caught up on stuff Frontier Customer Service is getting a phone call. I haven't decided whether to make it a two pronged call or place two separate calls to confuse the CS peoples down Texas way...
First part will be to demand a credit for the two days I was without service which will amount to about two bucksish...
Then I will ask just what speed I should be getting with the High Speed Internet Max that I have been paying for for (I'm not sure how long but it's been )way over a year..
If they tell me their high speed is 3.5mbps, I will shut up but if they tell me it's two or even three times faster than that, I will then demand a credit for being billed for a service I was not receiving and that they never provided until now...
Right now I'm connected at 10.25mbps, about 3x faster than what they have supplied me with since I don't know when - with a bit of effort I could dig up the old phone bills to see when I 'upgraded'.. (Yeah I know, cable is faster but our cable provider is Ted Turner's operation. He doesn't need nor will I give him my financial support...)