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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: Tax-chick

I’m going to eat some ice cream and go to bed.
Maybe tomorrow the sun will shine on my face.


7,661 posted on 12/03/2015 2:15:52 PM PST by Monkey Face (The world is a mess because things are being loved and people are being used. It should be reversed.)
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To: Tax-chick

I also want some enchiladas (they have been on my mind since last week) but I don’t know if I can get the ones I want. Stouffer’s has a tray of them but I think they are out of my reach.
The only other choice is a TV dinner, and the only one with meat enchiladas is a Hungry Man. *sigh*
And so, I’m taking my body off here.
Maybe my bed will be glad to see me.


7,662 posted on 12/03/2015 2:24:13 PM PST by Monkey Face (The world is a mess because things are being loved and people are being used. It should be reversed.)
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee; Monkey Face
"They can eat what's left of the pizza-like dish. Tom doesn't want it because it has mushrooms."

I wouldn't have thought food would last that long at your house.

7,663 posted on 12/03/2015 3:28:16 PM PST by NicknamedBob ("I have my books and my poetry to protect me" --- and if that doesn't work, I can always write more.)
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To: NicknamedBob

We told them they had to stop eating because we were going to the gym.


7,664 posted on 12/03/2015 5:32:03 PM PST by Tax-chick (Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.)
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To: Tax-chick

If you can’t eat pizza at a gym, why go?


7,665 posted on 12/03/2015 7:29:28 PM PST by ThomasThomas (I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road with out having their motives questioned.)
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To: ThomasThomas; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse
"If you can't eat pizza at a gym, why go?"

Because you can't shoot hoops at a fast-food joint.

7,666 posted on 12/03/2015 8:07:16 PM PST by NicknamedBob ("I have my books and my poetry to protect me" --- and if that doesn't work, I can always write more.)
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When you can't find a hot rock..


7,667 posted on 12/04/2015 1:48:50 AM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Awwww. The dragon looks a lot like our Baby.


7,668 posted on 12/04/2015 2:24:09 AM PST by Tax-chick (Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.)
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To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

7,669 posted on 12/04/2015 2:26:43 AM PST by Tax-chick (Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.)
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To: Tax-chick

Baby!

Best part of waking up on Friday is seeing a baby fuzz ball


7,670 posted on 12/04/2015 2:36:41 AM PST by Gefn (I want to visit night's Plutonian shore.)
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To: Gefn

I wouldn’t mind curling up with a cat now, but it’s too late. Maybe after lunch.


7,671 posted on 12/04/2015 2:38:20 AM PST by Tax-chick (Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.)
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To: Tax-chick

Good morning Jake and Shannon.

Meow.


7,672 posted on 12/04/2015 2:52:06 AM PST by Gefn (I want to visit night's Plutonian shore.)
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To: Gefn

Jake is outside, where it’s cold. Shannon is sitting near me on the floor mat, thinking about spewing (from her expression).

No other hoomin are awake yet.


7,673 posted on 12/04/2015 2:53:42 AM PST by Tax-chick (Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Darksheare; moose07

Proof that cats get their daily operation briefing from ebil demons.


7,674 posted on 12/04/2015 4:21:16 AM PST by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who passing refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor

“Kitteh, today we’re going to lie in the sun for several hours. Then, we will eat a bug.”


7,675 posted on 12/04/2015 4:22:59 AM PST by Tax-chick (Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Gefn; Darksheare; moose07
Winter uniform of the day for White House Secret Service Protection Detail.

Designed by the world's leading fashionista Queen whatsherface 2015. Souvenir photos and dolls available at WH web site.

http://www.whitehousegiftshop.com/

7,676 posted on 12/04/2015 4:29:23 AM PST by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who passing refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Tax-chick; Gefn

humph....more like... we catch mousie and eat it, and leave parts at hoomans feet, hahahaha...


7,677 posted on 12/04/2015 4:32:10 AM PST by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who passing refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor

That might work for the cat, but if the dragon walks through a patch of shade, it will go inert.


7,678 posted on 12/04/2015 4:50:02 AM PST by Tax-chick (Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.)
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To: Tax-chick

My direct and long experience with cats leads me to conclude that’s proof of the symbiotic relationship, cats go inert in sunshine, dragons go inert in shadow. Together they sceme 24/7/365. Doom


7,679 posted on 12/04/2015 4:59:12 AM PST by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who passing refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Tax-chick; Darksheare

Awwww....two pics of snugglies! That’s a good start to my day.

I need something for a good start. I was awakened twice by leg pains, and I don’t know what’s up with that. It was my left leg, and it’s usually the right one that gives me the pain.

And I had some really disturbing dreams, one of which was rather Darkshearean in content, with ground shifting but not breaking, and doors that were portals that shimmered as I got near them. And somewhere in there, there were some people digging in a field for gold because it wasn’t very deep.

I was happy to wake up and find that I was still in my bed.


7,680 posted on 12/04/2015 5:28:00 AM PST by Monkey Face (The world is a mess because things are being loved and people are being used. It should be reversed.)
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