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[ArGee]

The more amorphous the problem and the more people who can be signed up for a government program to help with it the better the “progressives” like it.

I wonder if Flo’s insurance company has ever thought of changing its name.

[Monkey Face]

I doubt it. I read something about it several years ago, and it seems to me it was started by a Libtard..

[NoCmpromiz]

Yes, Flo’s company is named that for a reason..

They are.. (Using the new redefined definition of the word now used to replace the out-of-favor ‘commie’..)

[NoCmpromiz]

Help me out here. Anyone know how to work this thing?

[Monkey Face]

And when I called for quotes when I first got the Toyota truck, they were the highest, followed very closely by GEICO. Neither company can expect to do any business with me this side of the grave.

One of these days, between medical appointments, I need to call my insurance carrier and get renter’s insurance. Hafta, hafta, hafta!

[Monkey Face]

No clue on that...

Looks lethal — maybe a fly could get stuck there. *eh?*

[NicknamedBob]

"So, do I just stand on it, or ...?"

Stand on it when you are departing, exit quickly when you have arrived.

Sheesh! You act like one of the locals, encountering a traffic circle for the first time, and thinking maybe it's a crop circle.

[NoCmpromiz]

Stand on it when you are departing, exit quickly when you have arrived.

That part is intuitive. What is missing is a means of determining the 'where' of the destination. Unless of course, 'anywhere' or 'whatever' is the desired relocation point.

Which would work out on the left coast.

Especially on campuses, or campii, or the like.

thinking maybe it's a crop circle.

We don't have crop circles here. But we do have corn mazes..

And speaking of traffic circles, the local highway department braintrust in charge of making things better has exponentially improved the local economy by replacing an intersection that had few accidents when previously controlled by 4-way stop signs with a roundabout and yield signs.

With the expected results.

The local body shops and towing companies thank them.

[NoCmpromiz]

You could ask Darks about his pleasant experience with GEICO..

[Darksheare]

They still owe me $2,972 that I will never see.
They had their insured falsify a police report, “attempting to introduce a coffee instrument into the official record”.
And they got away with it.

[Tax-chick]

I think we have the same highway department.

[NoCmpromiz]

[NoCmpromiz]

As a public service announcement this Thanksgiving we present this message from the _resident..

[Tax-chick]

Today's tiny Swedish kitten will paralyze you with cuteness.

[Tax-chick]

Happy Thanksgiving to all my cat-loving FRiends!

[Slings and Arrows]

I think that pic is from a Chinese Thanksgiving.

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

I’ve never cared to have my dinner staring back at me.

[moose07]

LoL,
I pray we never have to find out how close you are with that. :)

Happy Thanksgiving fellow humans.....and any other life forms that frequent these hallowed halls.

[Tax-chick]

Thank you, Moose! I hope you’re having a pleasant day, even though it isn’t a holiday in your time zone.

[moose07]

Twist and lift.
Or check the instruction manual.
Darks will know.