A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]

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[Tax-chick]

Just made me picture Colonel Klink.

[Darksheare]

Well, Admiral Scheer somewhat has passing resemblance.
But with more hair.

[Covenantor]

Crows and mocking birds...at this hour I send forth the winged nemesis to seek his own breakfast

Maybe he'll bring back some nice salmon....

[Darksheare]

...he drags back a postman instead...

[Tax-chick]

I’m not into salmon for breakfast, and our mail-delivery persons are in cars.

[Covenantor]

His vision is better than that, Blue Jays are best for that task.

At this hour I prefer cleaning salmon to field dressing and butchering venison. Must be a cultural thing, fish at breakfast. Had history taken a different turn, I would have been born in the same latitude as the upper reaches of Hudson Bay. Lands of ice and snow, genetically engineered for that climate.

[NicknamedBob]

"That was a particularly unintelligible post."

I get that all the time. I had to check to see if you were talking to me.

"I think you need more coffee."

Well, it is morning.

[Tax-chick]

Morning, Bob.

I found the hiking boots of Tom the Son on the front doorstep, so he’s somewhere in the house.

[NicknamedBob]

Or he got close ...

[null and void]

I’m at work, staring out my window, wishing it was Saturday.

Wish granted.

[null and void]

Now, I can go to bed.

Only half evil...

[null and void]

I’m not into salmon for breakfast,

Smoked, on cream cheese, on a beagle, with a light dusting of dill...

[Gefn]

Orange baby at 344.

Has to be illegal he’s so darn cute and squee. Head is going to explode in 10....9....8......7......

[Gefn]

I couldn’t butcher venison.

But you have me going for lox now. I’m at the dregs in my fridge. I have some egg beaters. And once slice of cheese. So it’s an omelette for breakfast. A cup of coffee.

I need to so a food shop today. I think I’ll buy an egg bagel or two, a little cream cheese and lox for breakfast tomorrow. Growing up that was always Sunday breakfast.

Someday I’d like to do the Sunday breakfast with Eggs Benedict and Mimosa. , I’ve never had that.

[Gefn]

I would love lox on bagel, but not on a beagle.

I don’t think the beagle would like it?

However, for making me laugh, may I buy you a cup of coffee to have with your bagel and lox? Or do you want a Dr. Brown’s Cel-Ray?

[Covenantor]

Must, must try the eggs Benedict with a Mimosa brunch. Worth a splurge in one of the CPS Hotels. At the St. Regis on 55th, the room with the Maxfield Parrish mural of Old King Cole was a most excellent venue for that brunch. Bring someone with good wit and start the day off right.

[Not A Snowbird]

Thanks, Nully! I feel much better!

[Gefn]

I will put that on my bucket list.

I don’t have anyone to share brunch with. Somehow finding a nice, straight Conservative man in the NJ/ NYC area around my age is like finding a needle in a haystack. Or worse. A barn.

[Slings and Arrows]

*BOOM*

[NoCmpromiz]

Ok then...

Send us a pic of that Beagle..