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Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Covenantor
Hmm, is that Mr Chang Yu, i spy there?
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posted on
09/04/2015 11:28:44 PM PDT
by
moose07
(DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
(I know i'm going to get into trouble for this...)
I was almost done my Spanish letter when Kathleen unplugged the computer.
Did you remember to follow the teaching to our LORD and Creator?
Remember, Jesus Saves.
Jesus, and the 'Dark one' had a squabble over who was best at computing skills...
They took it to THE Father to mediate.
HE set them a task on Excel that would take a lot of work and effort to complete.
The 'Dark one' went at the task like a feight train,Jesus just took his time and didn't rush.
Just as 'The Dark one ' was coming to the end of the task, there was a power cut (Outage).
When the power came back on all of 'The Dark one's work was gone, but Jesus just carried on from where HE had left off and finished first.
The 'Dark one' was furious and complained about what had happened and how unfair it was...
THE Father sighed and said: "It is quite Simple!
Jesus SAVES!"
2,422
posted on
09/04/2015 11:44:56 PM PDT
by
moose07
(DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
To: moose07
No, I didn’t. I hadn’t saved since I started the translation, so I ended up with my English version and a blank page.
2,423
posted on
09/05/2015 3:23:04 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I want to live my cat's life.)
To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...
2,424
posted on
09/05/2015 3:24:54 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I want to live my cat's life.)
To: moose07
Little known factoid. He was first producer and advisor to the Finnish group "The Leningrad Cowboys".
2,425
posted on
09/05/2015 4:17:34 AM PDT
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Tax-chick; moose07
The precocious young Pythagoras twins, SideA and SideB contemplating the square of the hypotenuse.
2,426
posted on
09/05/2015 4:27:55 AM PDT
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
I buy maybe two powerball tickets a year. On my birthday I always get a birthday scratch and play for a dollar, and always get two or three dollars back.
I see this as for pleasure. It’s cheap fun for me to get a ticket when it’s been weeks without a winner. I’ve seen people who really buy a lot of tickets week after week, especially since now one of the mega lottery powerball winning tickets was sold at my grocery store a year or so ago.
2,427
posted on
09/05/2015 4:42:51 AM PDT
by
Gefn
(Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
To: Covenantor; Tax-chick
You are good at taking things off at a Tangent.
Just a Sine of the times, I suppose.
:)
2,428
posted on
09/05/2015 4:42:58 AM PDT
by
moose07
(DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
To: Covenantor
2,429
posted on
09/05/2015 4:44:43 AM PDT
by
moose07
(DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick
I bought one pack of cigarettes in my life.
Freshman year of college, during freshman orientation week.
All the cool girls were smoking and I wanted to fit in. I smoked a couple and disliked it.
Hey I was 17, and away from mom and dad for the first time.
I was petrified. Then classes started and my time there was the best time of my entire life.
2,430
posted on
09/05/2015 4:47:50 AM PDT
by
Gefn
(Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
To: Covenantor; moose07; Gefn
Maybe the hypotenuse will be a puppy.
We’re going to a parade this morning. Sally is supposed to be in it, but she’s not up yet.
2,431
posted on
09/05/2015 4:48:08 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I want to live my cat's life.)
To: Covenantor; moose07; Tax-chick
See A and Side B!
They are precious.
Wanna pet the belleh!
Happy Caturday, everyone!
2,432
posted on
09/05/2015 4:50:12 AM PDT
by
Gefn
(Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
To: moose07
2,433
posted on
09/05/2015 4:54:57 AM PDT
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Gefn; Tax-chick
"All the cool girls were smoking and I wanted to fit in. I smoked a couple and disliked it." I would wager that any of those "cool girls" who caught the habit would be deceased by now.
Heck, when I was in the Army, I was given cigarettes to smoke. I gave them away.
2,434
posted on
09/05/2015 5:03:39 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
To: Covenantor
2,435
posted on
09/05/2015 5:11:56 AM PDT
by
moose07
(DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
To: moose07
2,436
posted on
09/05/2015 5:14:51 AM PDT
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Gefn
2,437
posted on
09/05/2015 5:23:58 AM PDT
by
moose07
(DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
To: Covenantor
I absolutely LOVE the Leningrad Cowboys’ version of “Sweet Home Alabama!” Funky-looking, but great talent, even the dancers. And occasionally, they get the Soviet Army Chorus doing backup.
Good choice!
2,438
posted on
09/05/2015 5:49:49 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
To: NoCmpromiz
It may be a synonym for “my porch as soon as I light the grill,” but alas, I have no grill. It’s on my list of “Things I Want” but has not as yet been moved to the “I’m Getting This Now” list.
2,439
posted on
09/05/2015 5:54:07 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
To: NicknamedBob
As for having someone make potato salad, I make the best you ever tasted, and I’m hypercritical of any other potato salad.
*sigh*
2,440
posted on
09/05/2015 5:55:13 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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