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[Gefn]

I love squirrels. The university near me is famous for its black squirrels.

[Gefn]

Today’s floofy kitteh is the kitteh version of Mother Goose.

In the kitteh version, kitteh sleeps in thr shoe, but doesn’t live in it.

[Monkey Face]

What was that middle thing?

When I was filling the tank, I somehow managed to splash some gas on my arm. I had some wipes in my backpack and washed it off, but it smells like I got some on my shirt.

And now, I’m REALLY depressed. That stinking router went bad at the worst time, and now I’m going to be like: YAY, my bills are paid and I have some food, and then BOO, I have nothing left for the rest of the month...not even laundry money.

Takes less than two hours for me to wipe out the deposit.

Maybe I’ll go take a nap...when I wake up, I may be able to face the rest of the day. *sigh*

[Tax-chick]

It helps them escape from predators. We read a book yesterday about flying lemurs, which are not lemurs but a kind of flying squirrel that lives in Southeast Asia and the Philippines.

[ArGee]

Whatever the predators are, we need more of them here in NYC. We don’t have the flying kind, but we have WAY too many of the walking kind.

[ArGee]

I read that firing a .22 is actually legal in NYC. I’m wondering what would happen if I ran through the parkk that’s de Blasio’s front yard acting like I was hunting squirrels. I could even dress like Jeb Clampett.

[Tax-chick]

Birds of prey, monkeys.

[MeshugeMikey]

VALERIE told obie it was too soon to go Mooselim with renaming scheme/

[stephenjohnbanker]

” The university near me is famous for its black squirrels.”

So much for the faculty, now how many students are there?

[Tax-chick]

Interesting times in the Biology Department?

[Monkey Face]

Wow...that was weird...almost two hours...

The wind is blowing, and I woke up with a frog in my throat. My bad. I should have had a mask on yesterday.

[ArGee]

We have birds of prey here. I’m not sure a flying squirrel can out-fly one of those.

Winged monkeys?

[ArGee]

The wind is blowing, and I woke up with a frog in my throat. My bad.

Well, I'm glad you didn't try to blame the frog. Quite decent of you, actually.

[stephenjohnbanker]

To say the least : )

[Monkey Face]

Even after my massive iherb.com order, I realized, as I was sorting pills for the next five days, that I forgot one. And there was just enough in the account to cover it.

*sigh*

Brings the total to $222...:shaking head: I want to cry.

[Monkey Face]

Thanks, guys! I appreciate your thoughts.

I need something to cherk* me up, for sure.

*Cheer+Perk=Cherk

[stephenjohnbanker]

We Cherkin

Cherkin

Cherkin the night away....

[Tax-chick]

No, monkeys in the trees. The flying squirrel or flying “lemur” glides from one tree to another. The predator can’t go so directly from here to there, and so, probably loses track of the prey or loses interest.

[Monkey Face]

It’s another one of my “Motherisms.” She was really funny, but she never realized it.

I honor her by bringing as many of them as I can to light! And I’m sure she would have loved FR and all my FRiends!

[Monkey Face]

I don’t think ANYONE in Alaska is impressed by his pandering a$$hat ways. What a chump.