Quick...let's all be silly!
RANDOM SILLINESS BEGINS......NOW....
White man problems...
Posted on 07/31/2015 5:41:28 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a little cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door named Lacey, got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!''
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,' but before she could say 'F***-off'!, the Rottweiler ate her!" 
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.’
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
A man is stuck in traffic on I-25 near Denver. He asks a Police officer about the delay as he walks from car to car speaking with each of the drivers.
The policeman says, "There are three Muslims blocking traffic and threatening to douse themselves with gas and set themselves on fire if we don't get them airline tickets to the Middle East. So we're taking up a collection for them."
The Man replies, "How much have you got so far?"
The Policeman responds, "About 30 gallons, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
“If you want to hear this in another language, please move to one that speaks it.” hahahahahahaahahahaha
An Indian (native American) walks into the local store and asks for toilet paper.
“Well chief”, the clerk says, “we have the 4 roll Charmin for $6.50, or the 4 roll AngelSoft for $4.50. Take your pick.”
The Indian looks at the clerk and says “I don’t have but .50 cents. You have anything cheap?”
The clerk feels bad and says “chief, I have this generic stuff. I can sell you one roll.”
“What the name of the generic stuff” the Indian asks as he lays his money on the counter.
“Doesn’t have a name chief.”
The Indian takes the TP and leaves.
The next morning the Indian is back at the store.
He looks at the clerk and tells him he has a name for the TP.
“You call it John Wayne TP. Because it rough, it tough and it don’t take no crap off no Indian.”
Well, this is the silliness thread, right?
Love it!
Nice and silly. They’d be fired here, unfortunately.
“Make Some Noise”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qvSs1z0SyE
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use.
I’ll see you back in court Monday.
“On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.
“Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. How did you do it? “
“I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable,” says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says. “I drew two circles like this: o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your as$hole before prison..................”
L ed Zeppelin
O rbison, Roy
N ew Riders of the Purple Sage
E arth, Wind, & Fire
P ure Prairie League
A labama
L ynyrd Skynyrd
M olly Hatchet
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
ZZ Top
Electric Light Orchestra
U2
Gary Moore
Marilyn Manson
Allman Brothers
Devo
Foreigner
Who, The
Genesis
ABBA
Toto
Offspring, The
Roxy Music
Judas Priest
Eagles
Allman Bros
Nugent
Night Ranger
Iron Maiden
Nazareth
Elf
Aerosmith
Led Zeppelin
Allman Brothers Band
New Riders Of The Purple Sage
War
Ace
Yes
Norman Greenbaum
Edison Lighthouse
Jim Croce
Ozark Mountain Daredevils
Night Ranger
Edward Bear
Steppenwolf
X-Ray Spex
Peter Gabriel
38 Special
ok last one is a cheat but there is no artist/group beginning with 8 or Eight that I know of but for the 3 one could go with Three Dog Night
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