Posted on 07/28/2015 11:15:01 AM PDT by goodwithagun
Public peeing for people with penises is generally no big deal. There’s no sitting involved, no squatting; no dirty toilet seats to deal with and no pulling one’s pants down to one’s ankles. It’s pretty unfair, when you think about it. Jeeeez thanks a lot, anatomy!
But if the Malcolm in the Middle theme song taught us anything, it’s that life is unfaaaair. So, in an attempt to even out the playing peeing field for vagina-owners, a company called Stand Up has invented some nifty little contraptions that allow women to piddle without sitting — or, as Stand Up puts it, “boycott the squat” and “join the urination.” So clever.
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Gee. Pardon me for not wanting to store and carry a urine-tainted plastic spout in the bottom of the purse all day.
Just so I can piss standing up.
Someone seems to have a severe case of penis envy.
Someone seems to have a severe case of penis envy
Not really mental illness
WTH does this have to do with FR?
Malcolm was funny. Psycho mom was the best part.
Oh are we talking about Bruce ‘Catlin’ Jennings....
I foresee another Libtard business going down the drain.
Was this written by that whacko former astronaut who drove half way cross country without a break sometime ago to confront another woman over her BF?
What would Caitlyn do?
Ha, I remember that crazy broad. She used diapers.
I think he still has a penis
She wore “adult diapers.”
No thanks. I’ll sit or hover the best I can.
Is this really in the top five items of her Priority List?
Why would he chop it off, he’s been proclaimed a woman by the left without bothering. Still a drag queen with or without it, anyway.
No, it's not. Not unless you are a mentally ill moron.
Hey this better then the feminist that want to ban men from peeing standing up.. yes it is a thing
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