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Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension.

I am Sovereign.

Reaper? A label created by the Protheans to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they chose to call us is irrelevant. We simply... are.

Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything.

Confidence born of ignorance. The cycle cannot be broken. The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. Organic civilizations rise, evolve, advance, and at the apex of their glory they are extinguished. The Protheans were not the first. They did not create the Citadel. They did not forge the mass relays. They mere found them - the legacy of my kind. Your civilization is based on the technology of the mass relays. Our technology. By using it, your civilization develops along the paths we desire.

We impose order on the chaos of organic life. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it. My kind transcends your very understanding.

We are each a nation - independent, free of all weakness. You cannot grasp the nature of our existence. We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure.

We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape your doom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvrIFIjTGt0

Yeah, if you make contact, can you imagine the long-distance charges!?!

“Don’t anther”

Eh. If the aliens come in force, we’ll break out the Slim Whitman records.

Stops them every time.

Why not? The Borg are already here.

Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Martian
Martian Who?
I’m your Favorite Martian!

Given what my Bible tells me, humans are IT for intelligent life and the Earth is IT for life. I’m not concerned about attracting non-existent extra-terrestrials by sending signals into space. Perhaps the money spent on such useless ‘science’ could be used to research better ways to grow food in places life Africa and India, for example.

If they are asking you to transfer funds to a Nigerian bank account, please contact me, for small fee of 15% I can assure you this transaction will be processed in accordance with all inter planetary regulations.

Does Mars need any transgendered earthlings?

What stupidity.

If antagonistic aliens capable of interstellar flight existed, we would already be splatted. Despite movies such as Independence Day, we would not stand a chance.

Ergo, if such aliens exist, they are not antagonistic. And we are at best a zoo or comedy show for them.

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS—EXCEPT EUROPA
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

I found this shocking declassified documentary that proves there is an alien plot to steal earth’s resources!

For example, the moon is covered with alien mines!

The presidential debates better address this cosmic threat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhqwLihUS_c

It’s a cookbook!

One of the truly great lines heard on TV

“We’ve come to serve man!”

They are already here!

Professor Matthew Bailes
Swinburne University
Melbourne, Australia

Professor Matthew Bailes said

The numbskulls never consider that we might be the most advanced.

Think twice before replying???

Sorry, our Facebook, Twitter, etc. trained progeny will be our doom.

Maybe this highly advanced civilization would have an affirmative action program for backward planets like Earth, with set-asides and stuff like that.
Or maybe they would breed us like cattle and eat us. In either event, I’d like to be the first to .....

maybe we can make a deal with them that they will only eat the rich (fatter, more flavor!)