Posted on 07/15/2015 11:47:58 AM PDT by Kaslin
When two people come together to form a relationship there are often adjustments in lifestyle that must be made by both parties.
Recently, a man in Virginia was told by his girlfriend that she didn’t care for his dog, giving him the ultimatum that he must choose between her and the animal.
So the man posted an ad to Craigslist explaining the situation and searching for a new home for his soon-to-be ex-companion.
The ad read:
“MY girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to re-home her.
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so shes a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when youre down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
“So … anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!” (H/T Qpolitical)
True love doesn’t make demands of others, but rather figures out a way to work out problems in a manner both can agree on.
This man understood that the love shared between him and his pet beagle was true, gentle and undemanding, unlike that between him and his girlfriend.
There is a reason that dogs are called “man’s best friend.”
There is something seriously funny about how this guy handled it.
LOL. Like the old joke says, ‘Lock them both in the trunk of your car and see which one is glad to see you when you open it an hour later’
Did you read the ad?
There's medication for that.
I love it! Thanks for the ping! :)
I bet he won’t get many serious inquiries.
I think this ad was brilliant!
Why won’t someone willing to comment on the article, unwilling to read enough to understand the topic of the article?
There.. fixed it for ya.
Yup.
HEY-—it’s not complicated!!! You lock your girlfriend and
your dog in a closet on Friday nite-———which one is
happy to see you Sunday morn???? Caseclosed!!
My favorite is Bella, a shitzu/yorkie mix. She's always daddy's little girl around me, but a holy terrier to the bigger male dogs when I'm not around. Yep, she's a real bitc...well, you get the picture.
Cute beagle.
But a strategically located bump, clearly seen in that picture, indicates he’s more of a “Moe” and not “Molly”
I have been bitten so many times that I don’t like dogs.
——provide very little in the way of companionship.——
Wow...my dog loves me...whines when I leave, overjoyed when I return, tucks me into bed at night and goes back downstairs when I fall asleep, loyal beyond words..
Went to the original source and Craigslist says “this posting has been deleted by its author”.
Maybe he found a home for his girlfriend?
“Maybe he found a home for his girlfriend?”
Or she ‘ran away’...?
"They (dogs) are messy, loud, can't be left alone and provide very little in the way of companionship."
Unruly? Dogs are the image of their owners.
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