“Dwarf planet”
Don’t you listen to them, Pluto! You are special! I think that you are just the right size. Oh sure, some people like those big, flashy planets, but you are number one in my book! They just use those mean names to make themselves feel bigger. You are perfect and don’t let anyone tell you different!
Sounds like you have a Plutonic relationship with this planet.
A clear case of planet shaming.