Brisket Thief Costs Thousands at Denton BBQ Joint

NBC DFW ^ | Brian Scott

[nickcarraway]

Is this a capital crime in Texas?

[fella]

It’s a triple S crime. Shoot, shovel and shut-up.

[Slings and Arrows]

This is an excellent opportunity to use the "He Needed Killing" Defense.

[H/T to Gefn for the ping.]

[WKUHilltopper]

“Is this a capital crime in Texas?”

Is this technically cattle rustling?

[Rodamala]

Smoked Brisket.... NOM NOM NOM

[Larry Lucido]

Honda Fit, bicycle - probably a vegan trying to liberate the oppressed beef.

[L,TOWM]

Yes.

By slow hanging.

[commish]

This could get ugly. Texans get mean when you mess with their Brisket!

Sort of like us here in Bama if you mess with our pulled pork.

[null and void]

Yes.

By slow hanging smoking.

[L,TOWM]

NO!!! If any of the smoke from that drifts north into Oklahoma, they might think your are having a hog roast and drive south to get in on it!

Those folks are only allowed in Texas without their passports for the Longhorn - Sooner game at the State Fair.

[null and void]

Have you seen Burger King's long pig sandwich?

[mad_as_he$$]

A vegan with the munchies.

[Liberty Valance]

[W.]

Looks kinda weak... I miss their old Whaler fish sandwich from the 70’s, it was big around as the old Whopper! YUM!

[L,TOWM]

LOL -— I think I will respectfully decline, sir!

[RichInOC]

“There are some things even I refuse to eat.”

[MEG33]

You have never had real Texas Brisket BBQ
YUM

[MEG33]

OOPs...You were speaking of something else.

[Redcitizen]

Shoot and replace the briskets. Punishment and repayment all at once.

[RichInOC]

Heh. Putting it mildly.