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1 posted on 07/04/2015 1:32:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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Blank the alligators.. Not a good first step..


2 posted on 07/04/2015 1:33:20 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
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The sign clearly stated that there were no swimming alligators.


3 posted on 07/04/2015 1:34:06 PM PDT by Flag_This (You can't spell "treason" without the "O".)
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Play stupid games......


4 posted on 07/04/2015 1:34:44 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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Maybe he just misunderstood the sign. If there were, in fact, "No Swimming Alligators" he probably figured he'd be OK in the water ... obviously he figured wrong.
6 posted on 07/04/2015 1:35:34 PM PDT by glennaro
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“Here, hold my beer...”


8 posted on 07/04/2015 1:36:07 PM PDT by tpmintx (Gun free zones are hunting preserves for unarmed people.)
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Donald Trump can replace the Miss Universe Pageant with the Darwin Awards as we have a prime candidate in Mr. Woodward (or what’s left of him) right here.

Add some sexy announcers in bikinis, some CGI recreations of the award winners and he’s got an instant hit.


9 posted on 07/04/2015 1:36:50 PM PDT by DeFault User
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Did he say “ hold muh beer”. ?

We have a pond on our property and there are alligators in the pond, they have been seen. I can't imagine anyone stupid enough to jump in for a swim.

10 posted on 07/04/2015 1:39:30 PM PDT by Ditter ( God Bless Texas!)
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Have you ever tried warning an alligator to not eat a swimmer? Sometimes they just don’t listen.


11 posted on 07/04/2015 1:40:08 PM PDT by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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Should have got a bigger boat...


15 posted on 07/04/2015 1:45:41 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron ("Medicine is the keystone in the arch of socialism" Vladimir Lenin)
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Man mocks alligators, jumps in water and is killed in Texas

17 posted on 07/04/2015 1:46:32 PM PDT by deport
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Looks like the alligators blanked him.


19 posted on 07/04/2015 1:51:01 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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Click the Pic

20 posted on 07/04/2015 1:51:22 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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Looking at his picture I can't say I'm surprise.


22 posted on 07/04/2015 1:57:42 PM PDT by BBell
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At least he left his wallet on shore, so they know who he is. Er, was.


23 posted on 07/04/2015 1:59:23 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("And that drummer from that one band whose name I can't remember is also dead."~SamAdams76)
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I guess he didn’t believe the allegations.


25 posted on 07/04/2015 2:00:25 PM PDT by umgud (When under attack, victims want 2 things; God & a gun)
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26 posted on 07/04/2015 2:01:32 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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He probably watched to many Disney films.


28 posted on 07/04/2015 2:03:44 PM PDT by sport
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DARWIN AWARD winner!


29 posted on 07/04/2015 2:04:01 PM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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You can say ‘blank the alligators’ if you go in with a mob of people but if you go in alone (or wander too far from the mob) you are just feeding the alligators.


36 posted on 07/04/2015 2:16:21 PM PDT by TalBlack (Evil doesn't have a day job...)
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Late night swim, how much you want to bet alcohol was involved. Gator grabbed him, rolled, then took him to the bottom to drown. They say it was 11 foot - skinny guy never had a chance against 800+ lbs.

Feel bad for the girls he was with...must be terrifying

39 posted on 07/04/2015 2:19:24 PM PDT by HonkyTonkMan
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