[Boogieman]

“Human: What do you like to talk about?

Machine: Nothing.”

That’s not being snippy, he is just answering the question. He’s a computer program. There is nothing that he likes to talk about, because he is incapable of liking anything.

[GBA]

I guess Machine hasn't seen The Terminator yet.

Cleaning Man at Flophouse: [Damaged skin on the Terminator is rotting from gangrene] Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there, or what?

The Terminator visualizes popup menu:

'POSSIBLE RESPONSE:
YES/NO;
OR WHAT?;
GO AWAY;
PLEASE COME BACK LATER;
F##K YOU, A$$HOLE;

The Terminator: F##k you, a$$hole.

[Red Badger]

Machine: And how I’m not in the mood for a philosophical debate.

I haz 'moods'..........................