I remember the one where Superman grabbed a handful of charcoal and squeezed it into a diamond. Then Lois Lane and Lana Lang showed up and he thought `Uh oh’!
Well, my bud and I had been exploring. I stopped at mom's after. She was at the sink washing dishes.
I said Mom...you'll never guess what I found today. A diamond!
She was kinda a shaky little lady and began to shake more as I came near her.
Then I showed her a huge chunk of coal and said...But I have to get hold of superman.
My poor mom...