What is with people telling others to hide their dough under the mattress? You might as well have a neon sign with an arrow near your bed. Everyone knows “mattress” stands for garden :D
I lost all my cash n guns in a horrible boating
Accident
I converted all my cash into food and ammo.
Re cash under the mattress:
“You might as well have a neon sign with an arrow near your bed. “
Yes, and if you want the sign to appear extra-bright, post a sign outside saying, “Gun-Free Home.”