Kenny, ping!
Did he identify as black?
People will be astonished, I predict, when DNA research uncovers the frequency of ‘fence-jumping’.
La Brea Woman was thought to have been thrown into Los Angeles’ tar pits some 9000 years ago. Evidence indicates she had a dental abscess and may have been freaking out her contemporaries.
“New DNA Results Show Kennewick Man Was Native American”
As opposed to...? Why would this be a surprise?
I prefer the more accurate term ‘First Immigrant’, in any case.
Under the Rachel Dolezal principle, can’t we just ignore the DNA, claim him as European anyway, and then set up a string of sovereign and tax free reservations and casinos for our tribe?
North Dakota has a new entry for new name!
The Fighting Kennewick Men!
Grandpa!! Thats where he wandered off to.